#calkalashnikov

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#happynewyear from #calkalashnikov ‘s alter ego! Been #rockinandrollin and learning #cardetailing for the last bit, but don’t worry, the #bulletfarm will be producing plenty of #qualitycontent as soon as winter leaves and our powder dries out! Hope you all had #happyholidays ❤️❤️❤️
The downed plane, broken backed and shredded by busy scavs. No longer could it ferry souls from point to distant point, both a bringer and breaker of dreams. The only cargo light enough for this rendered ghost was sunset, and that it carried in copious amounts. #abandonedairplane #abandonedaircraft #retiredaircraft #worldbuilding #libertyhilltx #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wasteland #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
Sometimes Cal Kalashnikov has strange dreams. She finds herself on a stage, playing rock and roll songs from the Before Time. Instead of a gun, she has a guitar, like Coma the Doof Warrior. Her long hair is almost Furiosa-short. The men in her dream crew worry about solos, not War. Smiling faces beam up at them, free of the desperation common to any desert throng. It’s a fantasy world of light and noise and smoke and happiness. These are good dreams. Photo by Dave Prewitt of DaveTV #virginkillers #scorpionstributeband #scorpionstribute #rockandroll #womenwhorock #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wasteland #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior
When the Immortan was near, they called her Miss Giddy. In the quiet of the Vault or the shade of the camp bivvy, she was Momma. Momma remembered the Before Time. She remembered the Day the World Fell, and the silent day after. The quiet, she said, held out for as long as it could, a bowstring under a thousand pounds of nuclear pressure. Then, the first scream, and the second; the cacophony of the end. It didn't stop until the sand began to bury everything. The wise would – should – remember how the world had once been full of laughter and green. In the golden light of Wasteland afternoon, she told them her stories and they listened, dreaming between breaths of the wind. Even the Immortan listened, although he pretended not to. Photo by @mulling_it_over #missgiddy #historywoman #thecitadel #immortanjoe #orderofthev8 #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
His name was Captain Meyhem. The Citadel forward camp followed him without hesitation. He could be counted on to speak reason, to notice and attend to distress, to foster camaraderie and to ignite ferocity. Captain's wise leadership made the forward camp, the Order of the V8, a force to be reckoned with at Wasteland. In his squad, there was War, but also Respect. He was chrome and shine, this brave warrior. The Bullet Farm held him in the highest of honor. Photo by Barry Mulling @mulling_it_over @theokami01 #orderofthev8 #warspawn #warspawntribe #captainmeyhem #thecitadel #immortanjoe #citadel #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2016 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
One of Wasteland's greatest joys was the unconscionable waste of water known as "the swimsuit contest." Cal, who did not know how to swim and who, in fact, had never stood in water deeper than her knees, donned the "bikini" on a whim. The word matched the garment: small, silly, and delightfully light after days of marching around in full parade finery. A year's worth of freezing water splashed upon her as she trotted down the gangway towards the crowd. What an impossible indulgence! Pa, had he been there, would have choked on his spare bullets. Cal smiled to herself. Who said Bullet Farmers always had to be proper? Photo 1 by @mikeowenphoto Photo 2 by @caseydriver1 #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2016 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller #wastelandswimsuitcompetition #wastelandbikini
After the Chase of the Wives, good troops were hard to find. Most of the fervent were dead, gone on to Valhalla with the Immortan. The Citadel was particularly affected. Survivors returned home to a town rendered completely unfamiliar. Old rules no longer applied, old salutes were met with frowns, old attitudes gently but firmly discouraged. Gas Town and the Bullet Farm began circumspect recruitment programs, their offers whispered behind cupped hands when Furiosa's back was turned. Two fine warriors, Imperator Halo and Warboy cAm, were courted by the Farm, their strength and commitment highly desirable qualities in a world suddenly disoriented by change. They donned every bullet they owned and made the leap. The Farm received them with open arms and full magazines. Photo credit @imperator.halo and @postapocalypticnik #calkalashnikov #bulletboys #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #helcamino #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
Rictus was at the flamethrower, again. The Immortan stood near, oozing disgust. His giant son, strong in body but weak in mind, could not be trusted to use weapons alone. Broad swaths of bubbled paint on the flanks of Citadel vehicles flaked their agreement. The men tried to teach Rictus. Joe first, and when his patience dried out, Joe's Prime Imperator. When the Prime went reeling to the Organic, missing eyebrows and half his goatee, the Ace stepped in. Results were reported to Command via one single shake of his noble head: failure. No one had the heart to tell Rictus. Fuel lines were quietly disconnected. The giant tugged at the dry triggers, momentarily confused by the lack of flame. Then, the convoy rolled off with a roar, Wretched scrambling out of the way. Rictus made a War-face and snarled. This was fun! Photo by @vaillancourt_photography @tximmortan @rictus_erectus #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #rictuserectus #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2015 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
The Kalashnikov sisters go off to War. Cal was up at redline. @cuzzinbrucie the driver, was close, but not as unhinged as the Bullet Farmer's eldest daughter. Maus did not share her sister's love of fighting. There were so many ways - other, more civilized ways - to solve problems. She shivered in the heat and ducked Cal's swinging thunderstick yet again. Pa would be so pleased by this insane display of battle lust. A twist of humor tickled the corner of her mouth. Maus' heart might not filled with violence, but Cal's certainly was. Always had been. She was an endless well of war. Photo by @vaillancourt_photography 2015. #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2015 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
Water was much more common in the Wasteland than smiles. Expressions of joy were hoarded, hidden, secreted behind respirators, balaclavas and scarves. Happiness was a distraction and a smile the tell. Cal didn’t care, though. The capture of the fully functional vehicle was worth the risk. She would name it Combine and transform it into a chrome battlecar worthy of running next to her father’s Peacemaker any day. Photo by Dave Giovanni. Car by @madmaxcarsdotcom #calkalashnikov #73mustang #73mach1 #4x4 #4x4mustang #fordmach1mustang #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
The War Party was a proud thing. Even at the peaceful gathering of tribes – sometimes called "Wasteland" – shows of force were necessary. Scavs weren't known for their long memories. Daily runs kept the sounds of Citadel power fresh in their dusty ears and ensured a steady stream of V8 salutes for the Immortan. This year, a new resurrection rolled with the convoy: the Super H8. Brought to life by the Ace, it thundered up with the best of them. Hulking, snarling, it parted any crowd it met and left twin herringbones of dread in its wake. Photo by CryscoPhotography. Car built by @centralcoastlandcruisers #calkalashnikov #superh8 #buickeight #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
They were ready for War and rolling proud. Warboys Whisper and Sledge were alert and ready as Combine prowled the plain. They spotted the scav pointing a strange rig at them, made a quick assessment of the hot gleam spearing off the rig’s small lens: not a scope, no risk. Still, a show of aggression was necessary lest the scav get any bright ideas as they passed. Cal, in the driver’s seat, trusted her warriors. Feeling safe, she flashed a quick V8 in honor of her god, then hit the throttle and rolled on. Photo by @tk0667 #calkalashnikov #73mustang #73mach1 #4x4 #4x4mustang #fordmach1mustang #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #battlecar #postapocalyptic #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #georgemiller
The wind rose, a hound of howling grit. It sank quick teeth into the Citadel camp awning and with a snarl threatened to rend the only shade for miles. Cal, lounging nearby, snapped to. Quick hands found the quaking frame, stilled it, while Warboys and Imperators hustled to secure the structure from further biting attacks. After the dusty hound moved on to shred more fragile things, Cal remained clinging to the frame, eyes searching the distance. Further danger could come at any time. A good Bullet Farmer was always on alert. Photo by @vaillancourt_photography #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #bulletfarm #madmaxfuryroad #furyroad #madmax #roadwarrior #wastelandweekend2018 #wastelandweekend #wasteland #postapocalyptic
If you’re attending #wastelandweekend , come find me at #orderofthev8 camp to pick up a FREE copy of the #BulletFarmersDaughter ! 228 pages with 20 illustrations by the amazing JR Fleming #fanfiction #madmaxfuryroad #furyroad #madmax #bulletfarm #caliberkalashnikov #calkalashnikov #wastelandweekend2018 #wasteland #postapocalyptic #adirtybook to read during the #dirtypartyinthedesert
Come say hello at Wasteland! Cal Kalashnikov might look unfriendly at first but if you've gun or car stories to share, she's all ears #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #bulletfarmersdaughter #bulletfarm #postapocalyptic #wastelandweekend2017 #wastelandweekend #dirtypartyinthedesert #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #ridingtovalhalla #shinyandchrome photo by @vaillancourt_photography
Look! It's Cal Kalashnikov as a cartoon :) thanks Lowlife-Broken, Ewelina and all at @olddogdigital #caliberkalashnikov #calkalashnikov #bulletfarmersdaughter #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #comics #comicart
Countdown to #wasteland ! I can't wait to see all my dusty friends! Love, Cal Kalashnikov and all at the Bullet Farm ❤️💋 #wastelandweekend2017 #wastelandweekend #madmaxfuryroad #madmax #bulletfarm #bulletfarmer #bulletfarmersdaughter #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov #postapocalyptic #mojavedesert #roadwarrior
#CalKalashnikov had a crap day. Many tribes in her world are fighting. She's wishing for #wasteland so she can feel #free and at #peace again. Photo by Michael Owen. @mikeowenphoto #wastelandweekend #wastelandweekend2017 ##bikinicontests #bikiniready #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #roadwarrior #bulletfarmersdaughter
Couple more fun pics - Cal Kalashnikov has no idea how to swim but she thought a #redgreaserag #bikini would make a great entry into the #wastelandweekend #postapocalyptic #swimsuit competition! Photos by @Edward_of_Wales #madmaxfuryroad #madmax #bulletfarmersdaughter #bullerfarm #georgemiller #wasteland #ww16 #wasteland16 #wastelandweekend2016 #calkalashnikov #caliberkalashnikov
Don't piss off the #bulletfarmersdaughter ... She'll make a parasol out of your hide #CalKalashnikov #postapocalyptic It's actually #pigskin #wastelandweekend #madmaxfuryroad #madmax #apocalypse
Thinking #wastelandweekend thoughts ... #CalKalashnikov will be back this year with someone special in tow!! #bangbang #allhailv8 #gunsbulletsknives