#abunchofeffingcats

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The elusive Confused Kitten Head Tilt. Of course he’s confused - he’s not being hand fed fresh caviar from a silver platter like someone of his regal lineage should be (nevermind that he preferentially eats bugs most days). #smh . . . #dexter #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens #cats_of_instagram #iamkittens #siamesecatsofinstagram #siamese_ofinsta #siameseofinsta
Is 6 degrees outside, so Kyle purloin hooman’s blanket. If gave Kyle many varenikis, let Kyle obtain much fat, would not happen. Hoomans never learn. #grayhairdontcare #ohwait #amrussian #thiswhydontcare #zeebazeebaeta . . . #kyle #handsomeasfuck #russianblue #russianbluecat #russian #graycat #fluffyass #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens #cats_of_instagram
Hatchet is interesting choice of pillow, Ke. And it’s only on the shelf because Freiya wouldn’t stop slobbering all over it. #animalsareweird . . . Sidebar: Thank you, uncle o’ said weird animals. Maybe someday hatchet can be used for intended purpose (manglin’ sketchy watermelons) instead of pillow for extremely strange feline.... . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens #cats_of_instagram #iamkittens #siamesecatsofinstagram #siamese_ofinsta #siameseofinsta #catsonmystuff #otter #crocodile #catswatchingtv #cookingshow #snoopdogg
Step 1: Gaze longingly at binder clip. Step 2: Be smooth. Step 3: Give little love bite. Step 4: BookOwner looking! Pretend just grooming paw. Step 5: Resume mission. Be free, lovely binder clip! Step 6: Conclude that binder clip and mouth belong together. Step 7: Curse day humans were invented, with their stupid opposable thumbs that are capable of putting binder clips somewhere other than Dexter maw. Seethe. #catsareweird #imjusttrynareadthisbook . . . #dexter #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens #cats_of_instagram #iamkittens #siamesecatsofinstagram #siamese_ofinsta #siameseofinsta
Hoomans are pissed that the power was out all day. We didn’t give any fucks. We can nap anywhere. Learn from us, you bipedal freaks. . . . #cody #keanu #snowshoe #snowshoecat #siamese #siamesekitten #siamesecat #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #catnap
Cody: “Taller than you, ya freakin’ midget.” Blonde: “...Bruh. Who manages to reach the pedals enough to go buy your friggin’ kibbles and bits?” Cody: “I repeat: Freakin’. Midget. Where’s that big ol’ curly-headed freak? He gets me.” Blonde: “You mean he needs to come get you because you can’t figure out how to get down?” Cody: *crickets* . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #natureboy #lion #mane #catchersmitts #wildman #homeimprovement
Cody: “You took my balls! Now I’ma take something YOU love!” Blonde: “Cody, the shelter...” Cody: “TOOK. MY. BALLS.” #grandtheftcatto . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #natureboy #lion #mane #catchersmitts #wildman #keys
Thanks to the fine educational programming of @snoopdogg , Keanu can now confidently identify an otter and a crocodile. Only problem is he thinks this is a cooking show and is still waiting to learn which frying pan is optimal. #plizzanetearth #bitches . . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta @siameseofinsta #catsonmystuff #otter #crocodile #catswatchingtv #cookingshow #snoopdogg
No idiotic witticisms because quite frankly there is not enough coffee on this planet to make mom sharp today, so just look at how goddamned handsome I am with my enormous paws and fluffy mane. #onmywaytostealyourgirl . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #natureboy #lion #mane #catchersmitts #wildman
Give vareniki to Kyle, or the phone, she dies. Will do it. Do not test Kyle. Kyle know men. Powerful men. Not, how you say... “nice” men. #powerplay #blackmailisnojoke . . . #kyle #handsomeasfuck #russianblue #russianbluecat #russian #graycat #fluffyass #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #negotiating
They see me rollin’, they hatin’... mom was patrolling and caught me ridin’ dirty... ride with a new chick, she like “hold up, now I have to give your gray ass a bath AGAIN...” . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #dirtycat #outsidecat #natureboy #ridindirty
Mom’s in Boston visiting auntie! She is eating lobster! Without us! So naturally dad is letting us drown our sorrows. And by “we” I mean “Ke.” No one else cares. Except about the lobster part. Woman owes us. Big time. . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta @siameseofinsta #beer #oldfashioned #catsknockingshitover #siamesecorner #boston #lobstah #lobster
*Human collapses into bed after 18 hour workday* *Wonders when hell became The Princess and the Goddamn Pea* *Remembers lives with Ke* *Pulls cover back to find 1 trout, 3 foil balls, 1 crinkly hamburger, 2 feather balls, 0.5 feathers on string, 3.62 grasshoppers, and 1 Ass of Ke* . . . Yes, he wears sparkly pink claw caps. He likes to destroy shit. I refuse to declaw him. I get to keep my leather couches intact. He gets to look like a #BAMF . Win-win. #dudeswithnailpolish . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #cat #cats #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta @siameseofinsta #siamesecorner #catsonmystuff #catsdestroyeverything #trout #fish #ouch
An embarrassment of riches and she's still scowling. #madgora . . . Why do the crabs look pensive, you ask? Would you be all sunshine and puppies if Cole hunted you nonstop and regularly drowned you in the water bowl? Didn't think so. Unless you're a masochist, in which case I retract my previous statement. . . . #colette #demon #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #mainecoon #chainsaw #blackcat #fluffyass #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #fluffy #greeneyes #crab #crabs #seafood
Eight-week-old Dexter did not appreciate being woken up from his nap. Don't you know how late he was up the night before painstakingly rearranging the kitchen cabinets?! (on the plus side, he found my stash of mini #BSB bottles from #heritagedistilling . Had been looking for those damn things). . . . #catnap #wearesiameseifyouplease #dexter #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #cat #cats #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta #siamesecorner #throwback #tinykitten
🎼We are Siamese if you... 🎼 *THUNK* *split-open onion with a little bit of residual brains hits floor* Woman.... what did we tell you about singing that friggin’ song at us!? #thugs . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #dexter #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #cat #cats #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta #siamesecorner
A ten-week-old Dexter learning the fine art of #catfishing (as in catching fish, not as in really being a mangy 16-year-old neurotic poodle masquerading as a 9-month-old male feline of the Siamese persuasion. The interwebs these days, I swear). . . . #carp #wearesiameseifyouplease #dexter #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #cat #cats #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta #siamesecorner #throwback #fishmonger
Thirteen years. Last week marked thirteen freakin’ years since I took this fluffy little demon and her 🦀 home. That’s thirteen years worth of property damage and human exsanguination attempts. Merry Colemas, #yafilthyanimals . . . . #colette #demon #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #mainecoon #chainsaw #blackcat #fluffyass #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #feather #featherheaddress #fluffy #greeneyes
This tactic of removing himself from or injecting himself (rather rudely) into rooms works about 95% of the time. #thisiswhylocks . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #smartcat
I am mostly naked world famous Instagram model. Give me all the monies and keys to private jet (nevermind the fact that I hate even going in the car). #prettyboy #malemodel #bluesteel . . . Side bar: Why does Cody wear a pink, rhinestone-studded collar, you ask? Well, at one time Cody had a very nice manly blue collar. Cody endeavored to remove said manly blue collar and hide it so well I still haven’t found it six months later. As punishment Cody was outfitted with Cole’s old collar. Joke is on me - he rocks the fuck out of that pink collar. . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #sunset #woods #tree
Cody, I realize you are obligated to continue checking hourly, but I regret to inform you that your balls are not coming back. #deeznuts #aremissing . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens
Walk into office. Wonder what cats fixated on. See gigantic effing grasshopper affixed to chandelier. Wonder how the hell gigantic effing grasshopper is a) still alive in October 2) in my freakin' office and d) on chandelier. Remember I live with Ke. #caseclosed #hunter #scamp . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #dexter #kitten #cody #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #cat #cats #grasshopper #abunchofeffingcats #kittens #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta @siameseofinsta #siamesecorner
No, Ke. I am not signing a petition to lower the drinking age to 13 weeks. I've seen how you handle old fashioneds. Unhappy sidebar: My old fashioned is on the floor, having been batted off the table by an unknown assailant. Whose name may rhyme with "Feanu." #catsareassholes #butfluffy #throwback #butnotbymuch . . . #wearesiameseifyouplease #keanu #kitten #snowshoe #snowshoecat #snowshoekitten #siamese #sealpoint #sealpointsiamese #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens @siamesecatsofinstagram @siamese_ofinsta @siameseofinsta #whisky #beer #oldfashioned #catsknockingshitover #siamesecorner
Cody: Perhaps one of the most intelligent, mechanically-inclined creatures on this planet, hindered only by his lack of opposable thumbs. He appears to grasp advanced calculus, regularly absorbs the works of David Foster Wallace (via osmosis), and may know the secrets of the universe. He is also currently attempting to engineer his way out of a drape, because getting in a fight with it didn’t work. #derpishangora . . . #cody #turkishangora #angora #angoracat #biggraycat #graycat #cat #cats #rabbitfeet #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens #derp #derpycat #dfw #davidfosterwallace #engineer #engineering
[Read in bad Russian accent for max effect] This... This... How you say? "Fat?" This "fat" sounds nice. I would like to obtain many "fats." The womens, they enjoy a man with much fats, yes? Give more vareniki to Kyle. #18lbs #willgivemorevarenikitokyle . . . #kyle #handsomeasfuck #russianblue #russianbluecat #russian #graycat #fluffyass #cat #cats #abunchofeffingcats #kittens @cats_of_instagram @iamkittens