#GemmaCollins

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Going as the GC and Arg tonight 💁🏻‍♀️ #gemmacollins #arge @gemmacollins1
@gemmacollins1 and @danwootton at the Brits this week!! Gemma’s outfit was 🤩😍 #gemmacollins #gc #brits
I don’t know who this is for, but your quote card is on the way!!!
C ya later hunz!!!! dress up, drink up make a dick of ya self and win HUN OF THE NIGHT - we are on till 3 tonight!! Tickets available at bit.ly/HUNSOUTH - PERFORMANCES FROM 10.30🌈🌈
Who else is always ready to party? #Dancingonice ⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ @gemmacollins1 #gemmacollins #party #saturdaynight #gettingready #saturday
2nite my Huns!! head 2 the @the_chateau_ 🍡💕💯Tickets close at 7-small cap event for that familam feel - performances from 10.30 with @vivianbambam and @antonss123 with @victoriapeckhamofficial serving some hunty cunty disco - AND DRESS UP SO YA CAN WIN HUN OF THE NIGHT INNIT 💕💕💕💕
“Telly commissioners, call me wildly unrealistic, but do you think it would be possible to have a show that didn’t require Duncan from Blue or Gemma Collins to be wheeled out for no apparent reason? We’ve heard all they have to say before – and frankly it didn’t take long.” My latest #column for @eastern_daily_press - aren’t you a little sick of the deluge of so-called #celebrities on our #television screens? #celeb #towie #gemmacollins #duncanjames #strictlycomedancing #dancingonice #easterndailypress #writer https://www.edp24.co.uk/features/can-we-please-stop-the-whole-celeb-thing-1-5903804
Order that Fucking columbian marching powder fffsssss 😂😂tonight tonight tickets cut off at 6pm so get em now! Linkin bio OR look for us on OUTSAVVY for 2 quid off door xoxox see ya there 🌈🌈🌈🌈
I don’t wish to me negative and say “Hate” but this lady represents everything that is vile about the worlds population. She’s basically an actress yet always ends the same, Her having a hissy fit tantrum on whatever reality show she’s on 🎚 SHERA is a good role model for all you girls 🛠 (pic4) all the haircuts are the same IMO #tv #2019 #thesun #towie #gemmacollins #sheeraprincessofpower #realitytvfights #congratulationsyouplayedyourself #horrid #theonlywayisessex #theonlywayis
@uokhunclubnight is hereeeee!! Throwing a hunty cunty disco down at @the_chateau_ THIS SATURDAY 23rd FEB 🌈🌈🌈with performances ON FROM 10.30PM! Noughties slutty is the vibes dahling so dress up and drink up 2 WIN HUN OF THE NIGHTTTTT 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 TICKETS AT bit.ly/HUNSOUTH
TONIGHT TONIGHT @uokhunclubnight at @the_chateau_ SAT 23RD FEB tickets available at bit.ly/HUNSOUTH ❤️💷💯🌈
This is probably Old ‘with a capital ‘O’’ But heyO Did you watch Dancing On Ice???• • • • • #uk #tv #dancingonice #gc #thegc #gemmacollins #titanic #memes #funny #harrypotter #spicy #saucy #barememes #vrocrew #like #comment #follow #selfpromo
Just omw, I’ll be there in 5 hun x
Robins favourite quote from Theo 😂😂#thegc #gemmacollins #tossers @robinamber22 ☺️ what’s your favourite quote you could end up in our story??
Ice skating with the bambino’s #godhelpme #torvilanddean #sorearsecomingup #gemmacollins
#GemmaCollins glamming it up at the @brits 💃🏻 #britawards2019 #tmmediapr #pragency
Saturday 23rd at @uokhunclubnight @victoriapeckhamofficial will be serving you disco //House //white girl wasted pop and cunty vibezzzz £4 tickets at bit.ly/HUNSOUTH ❤️❤️❤️😭💷💷💷💷
That’s what we call in showbiz, versatile.
Gemma Collins opted for a dramatic piece of headwear for the BRIT awards this week. We love the statement this headwear makes 😍 We have both subtle and statement pieces available at Manor Hat Hire, book your appointment now to get your headwear sorted for your upcoming events 👒#manorhathire #hathire #hathireuk #hatobsessed #hatinator #fascinatorhire #ascot #ladiesday #weddinghat #weddinghathire #gemmacollins #thegc
FALLING INTO #FRIDAY LIKE... . . . #friday #gemmacollins #itstheweekend
I don't normally post renascence paintings but made an exception for this interesting eventful piece #gemmacollins #cbb2016 #cbb #darrenday #christophermaloney
Us coked up in girls toilets every bloody time 🤣🤣 🔑 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑U OK HUN? SAT 23RD FEB @the_chateau_ GO TO bit.lyHUNSOUTH for tekkets bbz ❤️🌈❤️🌈
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Ere did we tell ya the time @britneyspears the sesh monster got chucked out our last event for doing bumps of k in lav - DON'T BE CUTE BE A SLUT THIS SAT AND COME DANCE WITH US 2 SOME HUNTY CUNTY DISCO at @the cha WEOOOOO 🌈🌈🎉💅💅💅 LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE MOSTLY DOOR (TICKETS GUARENTEE ENTRY TILL 11.30) 🍭🌈💅❤️
Ere did we tell ya the time @britneyspears the sesh monster got chucked out our last event for doing bumps of k in lav - DON'T BE CUTE BE A SLUT THIS SAT AND COME DANCE WITH US 2 SOME HUNTY CUNTY DISCO at @the cha WEOOOOO 🌈🌈🎉💅💅💅 LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE MOSTLY DOOR (TICKETS GUARENTEE ENTRY TILL 11.30) 🍭🌈💅❤️
Roses are red,⁣⁣ Diamante knives and forks,⁣⁣ Yes I have a ‘can I speak to the manager haircut’ but..
if i paid with contactless then it's not real money, right? ⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #GemmaCollins #Praying #funnymeme #gemmacollinsmeme #LOL #moneymeme #sobroke
🥀🌹🌸Also just wanna wish a huge happy birthday to @gemmacollins1 mother @joancollins1 ❤️❤️@gemmacollins1 #gemmacollins #gc
When I go for a smear test I channel my inner @gemmacollins1 If the GC can face the embarrassment of stacking it 3 times on TV and make it look good, I can cope with an awkward little rummage down below in the privacy of the NHS. From her early days in TOWIE to Dancing On Ice, GC Fever has continued to grow. She’s the ultimate diva, a bombshell of glitter, confidence, guts and glamour, in a sparkly world of spa treatments, Harrods shopping sprees and brandies on ice. I’ve never been one for spa and beauty treatments. The closest I get to a treatment is having my eyes tested once a year in Specsavers. I want to earn a GC Divaship, so when my reminder letter for my smear test came though, I thought, here’s my chance. Ok, I know it’s not Champneys but it’s the closest I’m gonna get on zero budget and I’m doing it in true GC style. If anyone can have a smear test and make it look glam it’s the GC. Gemma once confessed she spent £2000 on her designer vagina. The most I’ve spent is £30 on a vajazzle. I couldn’t afford both the wax and the vajazzle, but at least some of the jewels are visible. Maybe it’s not designer but I’ll settle with high street vagina for the purpose of this experiment. In her book ‘How to be A Diva’ she say’s a diva knows what she likes and what she likes is often pink and fabulous. So, I whack on my best pink outfit, tan and lashes and here I come, the doctor’s surgery won’t know what’s hit them. Like Gemma, I’m not walking, f*ck that. I’m getting an Uber. As I enter the waiting room and take off the shades, a few heads turn as they see me standing there in my pink dress, heels and bling. As I look around the room I think to myself, ain’t none of you getting any of this candy! I sit down. Unfortunately there are only magazines to read and in the style of the GC I’m a big fan of the dictionary. I’m called in and the nurses can feel the GC fever. I lie back and watch the multi coloured lights from my vajazzle reflecting on the ceiling and I feel fabulous. Would have been even better if they could have waxed it too but It’s not awkward, uncomfortable or embarrassing at all, except for when I stack it on the way out. Thanks Gemma!
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When I go for a smear test I channel my inner @gemmacollins1 If the GC can face the embarrassment of stacking it 3 times on TV and make it look good, I can cope with an awkward little rummage down below in the privacy of the NHS. From her early days in TOWIE to Dancing On Ice, GC Fever has continued to grow. She’s the ultimate diva, a bombshell of glitter, confidence, guts and glamour, in a sparkly world of spa treatments, Harrods shopping sprees and brandies on ice. I’ve never been one for spa and beauty treatments. The closest I get to a treatment is having my eyes tested once a year in Specsavers. I want to earn a GC Divaship, so when my reminder letter for my smear test came though, I thought, here’s my chance. Ok, I know it’s not Champneys but it’s the closest I’m gonna get on zero budget and I’m doing it in true GC style. If anyone can have a smear test and make it look glam it’s the GC. Gemma once confessed she spent £2000 on her designer vagina. The most I’ve spent is £30 on a vajazzle. I couldn’t afford both the wax and the vajazzle, but at least some of the jewels are visible. Maybe it’s not designer but I’ll settle with high street vagina for the purpose of this experiment. In her book ‘How to be A Diva’ she say’s a diva knows what she likes and what she likes is often pink and fabulous. So, I whack on my best pink outfit, tan and lashes and here I come, the doctor’s surgery won’t know what’s hit them. Like Gemma, I’m not walking, f*ck that. I’m getting an Uber. As I enter the waiting room and take off the shades, a few heads turn as they see me standing there in my pink dress, heels and bling. As I look around the room I think to myself, ain’t none of you getting any of this candy! I sit down. Unfortunately there are only magazines to read and in the style of the GC I’m a big fan of the dictionary. I’m called in and the nurses can feel the GC fever. I lie back and watch the multi coloured lights from my vagazzle reflecting on the ceiling and I feel fabulous. Would have been even better if they could have waxed it too but It’s not awkward, uncomfortable or embarrassing at all, except for when I stack it on the way out. Thanks Gemma!
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🎵🎶Technicalllllyyy mouth GONORREAHHH So still GONORREAHHH... 🎼🎵 WHO ELSE HAS GOT A SPRING IN THEIR STEP FOR THIS WEEKEND! beyond excited for our debut at @the_chateau_ the venue is ssssssick!! Also with performances from @vivianbambam @victoriapeckhamofficial and @antonss123 aghhhhhhhhh 🌈🎉🎉 This is a small capacity event so SNATCH THOSE TICKETS (£4 AT BIT.LY/HUNSOUTH)
Received my annual birthday card from @kstainer today 😂 #gemmacollins #ourlordandsaviour #praisethelord #gavin
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“No babe it ain’t my style. No ones ever peed on me ... they wouldn’t have the cheek to do it.” This quote is from the civilian big brother house when Gemma returned as a celebrity guest for 3 days, she was in the hot tub with Chanel McCleary, when Chanel peed on Gemma, Gemma was discussed by this and when talking to Ellie about the happenings she delivered these iconic words. #gemmacollins #gemmacollinsmemes #gc #thegc #gemmacollins #quotes @gemmacollins1
Me Meeting Gemma Collins AKA GC
@uokhunclubnight sat 23rd feb @the_chateau_ is the motive for this weekend 🌈🎉 - cheap vybez for cheap hoes - small capacity event so SNATCH THOSE TICKETS at bit.ly/HU SOUTH (tickets guarentee entry till 11.30)We've got special guests performers bringing All the trash 🎉🌈🎉🌈🌈🎉❤️
@uokhunclubnight sat 23rd feb @the_chateau_ is THEmotive for this weekend 💅Londons Number 1 HUN RAVE - cheap vybez for cheap hoes - small capacity event so SNATCH THOSE TICKETS at bit.ly/HU SOUTH (tickets guarentee entry till 11.30)We've got special guests performances at out first party of 2019 that'll make you wet ya knickers 🎉🌈🎉🌈🌈🎉❤️DRESS UP 2 WIN HUN OF THE NIGHT 🌹🎊
Someone cancelled dinner to get toenails painted 🤫😜 so off to the Brit Awards it is!
It’s happening again. I clear off to #cornwall , and Simon hangs out with a real hottie at #thebrits2019 Oh well😳 #gemmacollins . Is! @gemmacollins1 Hasn’t Simon got a smiley little face?
Performer announncemmennttt!💅THIS SATURDAY HUNS!! We invade South Londons @the_chateau_ serving you noughties hun miss @vivianbambam Paris Hilton fans come thruuuu TRUST US IT'S GONNA BE A GAG! This is a small cap event so SNATCH THOSE TICKETS!! You can go on OUTSAVVY or click the link in our bio bbz xoxoxox
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Amy x The Brits 2008 💖#youlookfitthough
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