joerogan

Joe Rogan

Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer Tour date info at:

I try to get my inspiration the same way I get my nutrition; from a lot of healthy, powerful sources. A big one for me is @therock. That man GETS AFTER IT. He could be getting off a 36 hour flight to the moon but you can guarantee when he gets there the first place he’s going is straight to the gym. Always positive and friendly and radiating energy. So when I get a shout out from that man that he liked my new @netflix special it’s a good day indeed! RESPECT!! #Repost @therock ・・・ My (after sushi) cheat meal Cookie Train 🍪 🚂 rolls on. As I do every cookie cheat meal, I break out the Netflix, find the right viewing pleasure and begin to destroy. This week my DJ Signature double chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies with real peanut butter layered in the middle collides with @joerogan ’s new comedy special #StrangeTimes . Highly recommend and mahalo for the shout out brother 🤙🏾 And just to contextualize this image for you — I have the biggest laptop MAC that’s available on the market. That gives you an idea of how fucking gigantic these cookies are 😂😈 Enjoy your cheat meals my friends - you’ve earned them. You ain’t cheatin’ if you ain’t eatin’. #CheatMealCookieTrain #TakingSinToANewLevel
This #soberoctober fitness challenge has got me eating like a wolf. Elk, eggs and kimchi after a 2 hour workout.
Have no fear, @officialroseannebarr is here! http://joerogan.live
Seems legit. Definitely not crazy.
About to go live with the great and powerful @cheetosantino http://JoeRogan.live
Look, mom, I’m in Times Square! My new @netflix special has been out for a week now and the feedback has been everything I could have ever hoped for and more. Other than a few bent out of shape vegans the response has been outstanding. I’ve got about 25 minutes of new material right now, so it’s gonna be a couple months before I can hit the road again, but the feeling of completing a comedy special and having people enjoy it is one of the most satisfying things about this amazing job. Right before I release one of these things I second guess almost everything I said and go over the set with a fine tooth comb. It’s pretty nerve racking, but it’s been proven to be the way I create my best work. Thank you to everyone for the kind words, it truly means the world to me. Thanks to @kdubwilson1 for the photo! #Repost @kdubwilson1 ・・・ @joerogan providing some light in Times Square
#Repost @mojahedfudailat ・・・ Derrick Lewis fighting for the title after beating Volkov @thebeastufc #ufc229 #ufc230 #BlackBeast #animation #3dart
Hahahahaha! #Repost @thebeastufc
This will never end. If these crazy fucks had it their way every flight would look like Noah’s Ark with a scattering of deeply troubled, pill-addled half-wits spilling out of every seat and into the aisles talking to various beasts that couldn’t give less of a fuck about them. This is the kinda shit that happens when we live in easy times, and we let people get away with nonsense.
Getting it in with Marshall the wonderdog. Listening to some @boxcutterpazzy and hitting it hard.
LOL WUT
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